Tuesday, February 24, 2009

I ran over my science teacher in an elevator because my family thinks I'm stupid, anyway.


Writers sometimes need prompts. Here are some for you. Is this formula writing??


Type out the sentence you end up with in the TITLE of your blog or in the comments below.



Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Now type out the sentence you made.

I can't wait to see what you get stuck with!

6 comments:

Susan J. Reinhardt said...

Hi Crystal -

I made a few adjustments to the word order.

Here goes:

I loved waiting in line at the bank because I could figure out a noodle casserole recipe without being interrupted.

Blessings,
Susan :)

Carrie said...

Too funny! Here's mine:

I had lunch with my brother rding a motorcycle -- because I can!

What fun!

Carrie

Sharon A. Lavy said...

I sang to my neighbor in line at the bank because I thought I was awesome.

Too bad the men in white shirts did not agree.

LeAnne Benfield Martin said...

I had lunch with my dog sliding down the hill because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

ha!

Crystal Laine Miller said...

These were great~! Today I'm wearing a blue shirt and I like what it says about me better--because I'm sexy and I do what I want!!

Terra said...

My turned out very funny and a bit rude, since I was born in April, you can see how it began. It also involved a motorcycle.
Thanks for the giggle.